WaitWhat

Sep 02

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

Sep 02

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

Sep 02

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

Sep 01

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

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yes, grandma

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Aug 31

you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

Aug 31

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Aug 31

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

Aug 30

fandomsandfeminism:

Korra Week: Day 5 → Growth

"You’re learning well."

This show has grown so much too. Book 3 was the best so far.

Aug 26
Aug 26
drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

Aug 26
pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo


is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

Aug 26

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

Aug 25
Aug 25

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

Aug 25

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is