Apr 16

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

Apr 16

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

Apr 16
angryoldperson:

genji-senpai:

YESSSSSSSSSS Y
ES
YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT
THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK
MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.
PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.



Why didnt you just send yourself messages

angryoldperson:

genji-senpai:

YESSSSSSSSSS Y

ES

YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT

THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK

MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.

PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.

Why didnt you just send yourself messages
Apr 16

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

Apr 16

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

My life is a lie wow

Apr 16

nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

Apr 16
gaywitchesforab0rtion:

put ur location on i wanna fight

gaywitchesforab0rtion:

put ur location on i wanna fight

Apr 16
Apr 15

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

Apr 15

neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

'The sperming thing'

Apr 15

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

Apr 15

freddythefandomhorse:

That scene in Fight Club when Edward Norton is running as fast as he can in his boxers but the scene is in slow motion. You all know the one I’m talking about and you all know why I’m making a post about it.

Apr 15
Apr 15

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

Apr 15

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life